Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

And now that you know that, that having been said.

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

One, is because they want or need something from you.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

There is only one thing that you can do.

And that’s it.

It’s no more complicated than that.

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

They want to finish the job.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

And, two alone.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?